30 Jun 05 Someone Has To Do It

Today will be a really tough work day for me. I will be spending the day with two of our former elders attending a four plus hour event. Yes, these are the trials and hardships of this job. I have to be with two men I respect (and enjoy spending time with) watching the Washington Nationals play baseball. It’s a tough, tough task but by the strength of pine-tar I hope to make it through unscathed.

I’m just wondering if it’s acceptable to yell insulting things at the other team in the presence of two former elders? I know this would be impossible with two current elders, but former elders?

Also, is there any way I could yell insulting things at the other team disguised as spiritual affirmations or religious statements? Perhaps, “Smite them with the fastball” or “The gospel chariot has just rolled right over thee,” or “Now turn the other cheek.” Anyone out there have any ideas that might work?

Maybe I’ll make a poster of some off-the-wall Bible verse that makes no sense just to get on TV. I’m thinking of Leviticus 19:27.