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December 22nd, 2005 | Published in Blog Thoughts | 9 Comments
The mouse has been caught . . . . . on video tape with his two friends having a party in my office. I kid you not. I have actual footage of not one mouse but three mice, two of which who appear to be NFL linemen, spring the traps and eat the fudge.
They are running all over my former office having a grand ol’ time. One of them, a modest size rodent, got his leg caught in the trap and just shook it off his foot. I’m telling the truth. If I’m lying then Greg has to send me a certain electric guitar. Better yet, If I’m telling the truth Greg has to send me said guitar.
The gluttonous fudge feast is coming to an end thanks to some serious chemical laden glue traps and DECON. I’ll spare you the rest of the details.
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December 22nd, 2005 at 9:56 am (#)
It gives me a jkmhw-y feeling to question the authenticity of a story told by a preacher, but…….
Still think you need a church cat.
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:19 am (#)
To change the theme from “COPS” just a bit, “Bad mice, bad mice, what you gonna do when they decon you!”
Randy, I love you but lately your blogs have become rodent-mentry.
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:23 am (#)
How long did the tape roll before they showed up? I hope they die somewhere peaceful.
ymrip: Engraving on a young mouse’s tombstone.
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:37 am (#)
The wondrous rat stories I could share with you from my 2 years of living in DC. The 66 T-Bird I had to sell because it was infested with rats. Those were the days. And don’t even get me started on the roaches.
Sounds like the steroid-raging DC rats have traversed the metro tunnel under the Potomac to the shores of Virginia. Next: Florida.
December 22nd, 2005 at 11:27 am (#)
C’mon … give us the details. Could make for a great sermon illustration!
December 22nd, 2005 at 1:18 pm (#)
Hey Randy! One of the ladies in my office just came by with a little Christmas gift for me. Guess what it is? It’s a little gray felt mouse with a candy cane protruding through its little body. Naturally I thought of you and knew you’d get a chuckle out of it!?! Maybe your mice would like candy canes, too!
December 22nd, 2005 at 1:48 pm (#)
I’m still laughing from Brady’s wv.
The only question here, really, is whether the video is digital in nature and can be sent and enjoyed by one and all.
yvsmkb (your very special mouse ka bob)
December 22nd, 2005 at 2:32 pm (#)
Cohn, I had forgotten the T-Bird story!
BODY COUNT UPDATE:
3 mice have perished today via glue traps — they are all small ones — not the big ones I’m going for.
I’m afraid to look at the books in my bookshelf!
Brady, after 3 hours of video footage I have about 6 minutes of mouse footage. Cecil, you do the math.
Steve, I will be submitting a video clip shortly
December 22nd, 2005 at 3:25 pm (#)
I wonder what goes through a mouse’s mind when he realizes that there’s no escape? I’ll bet is scares the ycojl out of them!