Can anyone explain to me the reasoning behind picking up something from the freezer or fresh food aisle and leaving it in the canned foods section?
Was there some earth shattering inner struggle within the shopper? Each agonizing step away from the refrigerated section further confirmed that the item of fresh food would violate all that is sacred and pure in the chosen new diet of the new year?
Rid ourselves we must of this foul item before we be defiled. Strength have we not to walk back and place the perishable item in its air cooled crib. Nay, the offending perishable shall be left here with the imperishable. Walk away we shall and behave as if the frozen fancy never crossed the plane of our rolling metal shopping chariot.
An employee of the happiest store on earth actually has the job of walking through the store with a basket picking up items that people leave all over the store. How hard is it to take something back to the place where you picked it up in the first place? I guess this type of shopping laziness yields one more job for someone else. What do you do for a living? “Me, I’m a Senior Product Displacement Specialist. I specialize in the search and recovery of wayward groceries.”
Ok, I’m done.
Some friends arrived from out of town yesterday afternoon so we’ve got company for the weekend. Have you made your 2006 reservation yet for le chateau Wray?
