Feb 24
Beth warned me about hanging around with Greg. She said there was something about him, something in his past that made her uneasy. Now we know. Read his blog today and you will learn that he cheated on a Bible test.
Speaking of cheating . . .
When I was in junior high I cheated on a health test. I didn’t see the need to memorize the menstrual cycle of women so I wrote it all on my forearm. I got away with it too. I was so proud of this accomplishment that I went home and told my mom all about it. You can probably take it from here and finish the story.
Any other brave souls care to bare their souls?
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February 24th, 2006 at 11:27 am
It is my job to catch and punish cheaters. I never cheated on a test that you know of.
Should I be concerned about the caliber of people attending Pepperdine this year? You know, my MOTHER goes to this thing.
February 24th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Steve: There are two kinds of people who attend Pepperdine lectures. Those who ATTEND classes and those who hang out with people who cheated on bible and health tests in junior high school. You mother should be okay if she attends classes.
February 24th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Oh, and one other thing .. ALWAYS listen to your wife’s gut instinct about others. It will save you heartache and possible embarrassment. Some day when all of this blows over and Pepperdine is behind us I’ll share with you Jan’s gut feelings about …. well, I’ll just leave it alone for now.
Just out of curiosity, have any of you ever intentionally gone to the next word verification because the one randomly assigned was so long and complicated it just wasn’t worth the efort?
February 24th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Maybe Greg has hit upon why I attend some of the Lectures at P-dine. I can’t think of one cheating incident in school. The first thing that came to mind was an incident in third grade. I was caught talking to my good friend Bob during class. The teacher sent us to opposite corners of the room. I remember looking at Bob from underneath my arms to see him smiling at me as he gave me “the bird.”
“Righteous indignation / third grade protocol” required that I return fire which I did only to be discovered by our teacher. I was sent to the principal whereupon the “Board of Education” was convened on my posterior.
Greg and Randy - Does an elder who was a bird flagging 3rd grader get to hang out with you guys at Pepperdine?
February 24th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
I cheated in chorus. How can that be? Well, I was told by a friend of mine that if I came into the chorus it would be an easy way to make an “A.” He was right. All I did for the first many classes was lip sync the words. Easiest grade I ever made.
One blessing rom that was that I learned the joy of singing. I attribute that time in my life to God. He can take something that you intended as “not a good thing” and make it a good thing.
wscles - What a man does while he works!
February 24th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
A pox on you, on your cheating friend, on your blog, on your broadband connection, on your dog, and on your dog’s fleas. To think that I actually associated with a known deciever of others, the shame is unbearable.
February 24th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
tim, I seem to recall a certain bible camp where you stood and taught false doctrine for about 20 minutes . . .
February 24th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Randy - Say it ain’t so - Bible Camp error! Where will it end?
February 24th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
See, when i went through my list of deceptions, that one never even occured to me, but the one where you took that letter addressed to Curtis from the televangelist, and “personalized it”, now that was a thing of beauty.
February 24th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Hee hee.
Isn’t it fun to watch old friends reunite?
More. More.
February 24th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
a friend and I cheated on a Social Studies test in 7th grade. We “happened upon” the teacher’s test with the answers just prior to the test. The added bonus was that he was also the Assistant Principal. My friend and I agreed that he should “miss” one or two answers on purpose since he was not a very good student and it might be obvious he cheated if he got all the answers right. I guess he was living up (down) to expectations by agreeing to this! I of course, in my 7th grade humility, felt I needed to get all the answers right.
February 25th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
I once preached the same sermon twice in the same place. Does that count?