My favorite school field trip (at least the one I can remember) was touring the Coca Cola bottling plant in Tegucigalpa, Honduras. We all got mini glass coke bottles. I think my parents still have it somewhere. It’s probably lost some of its fizz by now.
Today, I’m going on a field trip with Reese and his class. We are scheduled to tour a trophy factory. Please begin the jokes and puns at your leisure. What to get the winner of the best joke or pun . . . what to get the winner?