12 Jan 07 In The Bathtub
I’ve never heard of attaching a particular phrase to the end of the fortune cookie message. (As per yesterday’s post)
It did remind me of attaching the phrase "in the bathtub" after hymn tittles.
I Was Sinking Deep In Sin (in the bathtub)
There’s A Fountain Free (in the bathtub)
To Him Who Sits On The Throne (in the bathtub)
Cleanse Me (in the bathtub) which is particularly true in my case as I was actually baptized in a bathtub!
Did You Think To Pray (in the bathtub)?
Before anyone is offended remember a hymn is not holy.
See, now you have permission to include your own suggestions.
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When We Meet in Sweet Communion (in the bathtub)
What Will You Do With Jesus (in the bathtub)
We Gather Together (in the bathtub)
Were You There (in the bathtub) - and, incidently, a good question to ask your young child who professes to have used soap)
Years I Spent in Vanity (in the bathtub)
Throw Out the Life-line (in the bathtub)
Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus (in the bathtub)
Footprints of Jesus (in the bathtub)
I Shall Not Be Moved (in the bathtub)
O For a Thousand Tongues to Sing (in the bathtub) - hey, they actually might sound pretty good!
Lead Me to Some Soul Today (in the bathtub) - hmmmm, are you sure about that?
now this is fun….Just make sure you don’t accidently slip these titles in one or two of your AVOW song slides.
Really? Not even the Stamps-Baxter hymns are sacred? Is my banjo no longer sanctified?
Clap Your Hands (in the bathtub)
God Moves In Mysterious Ways (in the bathtub)
Sing Amen (in the bathtub)
God Has Smiled On Me (in the bathtub)
I Stand Amazed (in the bathtub)
I agree with zman, this is fun. I jus hope I don’t sing this accidentally.
We Are Standing on Holy Ground (in the bathtub)
Sing Hallelujiah (how do you spell that?) (in the bathtub)
Work for the Night is Coming (in the bathtub)
When We All Get to Heaven (in the bathtub)
Farther Along (in the bathtub)
Why Not Tonight (in the bathtub)
and last but not least
Precious Memories (in the bathtub)!
Sorry. I’m a little queasy with this. You know I still get queasy about some things.
GREG: NO, NO, NO!! Your banjo is NOT santified. You KNOW better than that! Before you write something else like that for all the world to see, CALL ME FIRST!!
But that “in the bed” thing. I don’t know………..maybe that’s what’s been wrong with my fortune cookies!
There are some excellent therapy groups for people like yall!
One of my favorite college experiences was getting with the dorm bros for our Stamps Baxter Kazoo band performing all your favorites!
Also, one year at Pepperdine, we started singing familiar hymns to rock tunes in the apartments and before we knew it we had gathered quite a crowd of onlookers. Fortunately, no one was hurt.
Peace.