You’ve been hit up before. We all have. Worthy cause after worthy cause talking about how each little bit helps.
I gave $20 for a coupon book (to help kids go to college) and ended up with a subscription to a regional newspaper. I still haven’t figured that one out.
I pledged $20 to get someone out of fake jail to benefit Muscular Dystrophy.
I gave $5 once to an organization that spent at least $45 thanking me for my $5 donation. I’m not math major but those numbers don’t add up.
Recently, however, I discovered a most worthy cause - a cause we can all get behind and support. Yes, my friends, it’s the buy Randy a new guitar fund! Not just any guitar, mind you, keep reading to discover the name of the guitar.
The buy Randy a new guitar fund promises to bring hours of therapy and enjoyment while teaching the world to sing - in almost perfect enharmonic jubilee. Now before you dismiss this worthy cause consider that this guitar company and guitar brand is fitting for one like me and my profession.
Ready for it?
Randy needs a REVEREND guitar. The name rings true doesn’t it? It just makes perfect sense for a "reverend" to have a reverend guitar. And Manta Ray? How cool is that?
When you make a donation to the buy Randy a reverend guitar fund I promise not to spend $45 thanking you for your generosity. So come on, dig deep, every little bit makes a difference, needy reverends are standing by.
