Randy Wray’s Blog

We here at randywray.com are ever concerned about your safety and well being.  We don’t just publish frivolous posts about Krispy Kreme, Guitar Center and our dog (wait a minute that’s another blog).

We care about you and your safety and would like to extend to you this public service announcement.

This picture is an actual picture from inside the trunk of Ford Mustang.

Some friends from VA visited us this past weekend and were sporting this rather sporty rental car. In the process of checking out the car we noticed the large, expansive trunk. It looked large enough to store a body (or a dozen or so cases of bibles).

Obviously the engineers over at Ford considered the possibility of storing a body in the massive cavern of a trunk for they included a quick release to be used in case you ever found yourself in the back of the trunk. Who says litigation doesn’t provide results?

What you should look at carefully, pay attention to this important detail — the icons on the green lever.

According to the icons, should "a family member" stuff you in the trunk, you should . . .

Step 1 - Pull the release button down (as signified by the down arrow)

Step 2 - Wait for the trunk to open and hop out of the trunk (as signified by the open trunk and the dashed arrow line.

and finally here’s the most important step . . .

Step 3 - Run Forrest, run. (as signified by the running man icon)

Those Ford engineers thought of everything.