19 Nov 07 90 Years

We got to attend a birthday party this weekend for a patriarch who turned 90.

The slide show was great.

Aren’t the old pictures fun?

Most of us won’t have such slide shows (the ones where the pictures start out in black and white move to that early color and now in digital color).

Come to think of it, most of us may not even make it to 90.

But if you don’t, fear not, we have a blogger in the business:

England Family Mortuary, "We’ll be the last ones to let you down."

Perhaps we should devote this short work week to potential slogans for England Family Mortuary?

Reader's Comments

1. cwinwc | 19 Nov 2007 11:26 am

   England Family Mortuary - “We’re Dying for your business but you first.”
   EFM - “You stab em’, we slab em!”
   EFM - “Hot deals for cold people.”
   EFM - “Eternal Rest - We’ll get you there, eventually.”
   EFM - (thinking of some of my pictures on the body lift) “We’ll give you your last lift.”

2. Stoogelover | 19 Nov 2007 1:29 pm

   Patrick Mead had the best: The last person to see you naked!

3. Meowmix | 20 Nov 2007 7:31 am

   How about (and this would certainly be appropriate if EFM was located in Memphis right now!), “You kill’em—-We chill ‘em.”

4. Brady | 20 Nov 2007 2:05 pm

   We dig into your future, not your past…

   Ashes to ashes, dust to dust… Well, most of the time…

   Let us bury you. If we don’t keep our promises, you’ll never know.

   Dda, Dda, Ddat’s all folks!

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