21 Nov 07 The Dirtiest Word

There is one word above any other word that offends me the most.

Brace yourself, I’m going to share the word with you.

It’s the word plumbing.

I would be hard pressed to share with you my deep seated hatred for this word and everything it represents.

But wow, I can get jazzed about toilet technology.

So we had to replace a toilet last night - that’s the boring news.

The exciting news is that since the last time we had to replace a toilet there have been some great advancements in toilet technology.

Self closing toilet seats.

Comfort height bowls.

And a toilet that will flush an entire basket of golf balls in one single flush.

For the life of me I could not talk Beth into buying that toilet.

Can’t you see it, at our house warming party?

"Hey, sure the kitchen is nice and all, yeah the tile and the counters and stainless appliances are great and all - but grab that basket of golf balls and come check out our new toilet."

Reader's Comments

1. Stoogelover | 21 Nov 2007 10:11 am

   I won’t believe that golf ball pitch until I see it. Can you arrange that when we come up in January??

2. Meowmix | 21 Nov 2007 1:13 pm

   That just conjures up all kinds of images!

3. zman | 21 Nov 2007 4:35 pm

   you’ve been in California barely a year & look what it’s done to you already. You guys sure get whacky in no time out there on the Left Coast. Is that a coping mechanism?

   So once the golf ball deed is done is there some lucky guy at the sewage treatment plant that is the beneficiary?

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