Attorney Fees

Posted by: Randy in Blog Thoughts 4 Comments »

When you’ve been involved in blogtigation as I have been over on Big Bad Brad’s Blog* you need someone on your side.

You need an advocate, a comforter, a counselor, a keeper (those last three put together might make a good song phrase . . .).

When the time came for me to be aptly represented without hesitation I turned to none other than Josh Stump, Esq. Attorney at blog.

The negotiated terms for his competent representation are as follows:  I will dedicate and devote a series of posts in honor of the aforementioned representative of moi.

Yes, campers, you read that last sentence correctly.

I will be paying my attorney fees with words about and in honor of Josh Stump, Esq.

I will extract a few morsels from my memory and will rely upon others to add, embellish, confuse, confound, and construct in the comments.

My earliest recollection of my esteemed attorney extends to a time when he was interning with a firm in Eugene, Oregon and he showed up to play a softball game with us on our church softball team.

Have you seen the movie Sandlot?

It’s harder than you might expect, showing up and playing on a sports team with a group of strangers.

We put him at third base (if I recall).

To say that he went 4 for 4 (2 doubles, 1 triple, 1 single) and made the game ending / winning out with a full on horizontal dive to the hole, snatching the 100 MPH line drive out of the air faster than Greg can pick up a new guitar at the GC would be somewhat of an exaggeration.

But unless you have proof, to otherwise refute this claim, it’s now in the official blog record and stands as called.
 

 

*The name "Big Bad Brad’s Blog" is the established intellectual property of Randy Wray and can only be used by permission.

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