15 May 08 Mighty Few Scallywags

One of the features I enjoy about the MAC is the ability to customize the user interface with widgets.

At the click of button I have access to some very useful and some quite useless apps.

Useful apps such as the guitar chord finder, the dictionary, calculator, volume calculator, stickies.

Useless apps such as a English to Pirate language translator, fish in a tank that go bezerk when you click on the glass and the Chuck Norris words of wisdom for the day.

Today my Chuck Norris widget says:

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell.  He can also detect hope, as in I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

And Romans 5:6-8 in Pirate Speak sounds like this:

When we were unable t’ help ourselves, at th’ moment o’ our needs, Christ died fer us, although we were livin’ against God.  Mighty few scallywags will die t’ save th’ life o’ someone else. Although perhaps fer a good scallywag someone might possibly die.  But God shows his great love fer us in this way: Christ died fer us while we were still sinners.

“Mighty Few Scallywags” sounds like the title for a good message.

Arrgh!